You Twisted Fuck

Though it's great that adult films are becoming classier affairs (with high-tech cameras, exotic locations, and wardrobe budgets), it's increasingly rare to see truly dirty, kinky, downright filthy mansex. The guys at Pumphouse Media saw a hole (in the market, that is) and decided to fill it! With a title like "You Twisted Fuck," you know you're in for a wild ride. Starring magnificently endowed studs with very kinky imaginations and ravenous appetites for cum, this is one you won't want to miss.

We begin with two horny young studs making molds of their hard dicks to create their own custom dildo pogo-sticks. (I wonder how many guys just ordered the film based on that fact alone!) That's right--they fuck themselves by bouncing the pogo sticks, impaled by replicas of their own cocks. Lovers of sex toys will no doubt find this scene utterly fascinating, especially when the guys grab each other's pogo handle and power-fuck one another as they jack off face-to-face.

Before exploring the rest of the film, the incredible cum explosions warrant mention. These aren't just geyser eruptions, but super-star mega-geysers. If you like your cumshots to plaster entire rooms, you've found the right action. (Be sure to catch the awesome moneyshot in the bonus scene, too. The guy eating that monster load wouldn't have believed his eyes, had he not been blindfolded!)

Next, we venture outdoors for a poolside threeway. You'll see the bottom man's ass fitted with a latex pussy-lips appliance. This erotic toy actually allows for condomless safe sex, as the fucker's penis emerges from a hole at the top of the device rather than burrowing inside the bottom's ass. Strangely, the fucker's dick becomes a clitoris for the artificial vagina. When the guys tire of the soft fake pussy, it's time to stretch that ass with a steel speculum. You'll actually see the speculum used as an intense buttfucking device, going in and out as it expands and contracts. Then it's on to "traditional" anal sex and an amazing facial climax involving two cocks and one mouth forced wide open with an oral speculum. You can bet that the combined taste of two huge cumloads triggers the bottom man's orgasm.

Then we're treated to an astonishing 12-man circle-jerk. You'll see a variety of studs, from hairy to smooth, getting ready to plaster one cumpig in the middle. And plastered he gets! The more jizz that covers his skin, the bigger this guy smiles. His entire face gets slathered with mancream (including eyes, nose, ears, lips, and tongue), as do his arms, his shoulders, and his lightly furry chest and belly. After several glazings, he starts to get even hungrier for cum and begins tasting and swallowing more loads. You would think this was the grand finale, but it's merely the half-way point of the film!

Still to come is a second circle jerk with a new guy swallowing all the loads that shoot down his throat, handcuff bondage, tit and anus whipping with riding crops, gas masks, slings, thigh punching, very hard face fucking, deepthroating, guys who use scissors to cut holes in their pants to reveal their hardons, double jacking, nightstick choking and anal penetration, double cocksucking, big black dildos, and even some romantic deep kissing.