Gay Amateur Spunk 7

You've probably seen those amateur movies in which guys who profess to be straight proceed to suck cock better than a veteran hooker, and you've probably seen some in which the timidness of guys who likely are straight-leaning kills the mood. Most amateur movies that aspire to capture straight guy seductions fail to do it convincingly, but Gay Amateur Spunk 7 nails it admirably in two out of three scenes.

Both Holden Slayer and Tapher Blaze say they like girls, but Tapher has been around the block with boys, too. Holden, who says he surfs and skates and has done nothing with guys, is almost too big to be a twink, but he's got a killer mug and a charisma that steals the scene. Tapher loves sucking Holden's rod, and Holden is believably tentative as he briefly puts his mouth to Tapher's dick a few times. But he gamely explores the whole thing, and, by the time the two are tongue kissing, with Holden's face getting flushed and his breathing heavy, you're wholly invested in what's unfolding onscreen. The director coaches heavily throughout, and it's no surprise that he encourages them to revisit the kissing. Later, a couple of dildos appear, and the boys lie back and slide them into their holes. Holden gets surprisingly into it, and sock fans will enjoy the extent to which his hot Bullhead no-shows appear in the frame. Tapher takes hold of Holden's dildo and begins practically jabbing it in; mixed with some more kissing, it's super hot. Holden's climax, sprayed up to his neck in multiple spurts, is a sight to behold. He declines to taste Tapher's load.

The second scene rivals the first on strong performances by Cole Conner, another straight first-timer, and Dawson Denton, a gay guy who says he's very excited to be teamed with the straight boy, who sports sexy facial hair and a furry chest. Neither of these is especially cute, but they're still hot, and Cole's enthusiasm for experimentation is hotter. Surprisingly, he starts asking Dawson's cock up his ass. It only goes up there briefly, as Cole starts groaning in serious pain, but he continues to give it a try in multiple positions, and it's probably the hottest series of failed penetration attempts you'll ever see. Dawson appears disappointed to give up the effort, but he doesn't hesitate to give up his ass to Cole, who does some hot plowing. "Fuck me like you own me," Dawson tells him.

The finale brings out Defiant's ultimate blond skater boy, Shane — an appropriate move for a movie that feels very Defiant from start to finish — with the somewhat goth-looking Tommy Rollins, who feels like a mismatch for Shane and this movie. With his massive bone surrounded by a hot mound of blond pubes, Shane never fails to take the breath away, but this scene never really catches fire, although Shane tops and his cum shot is worthy of freeze-frame, as always. Just one stronger scene would have made this one an essential showcase for Serna's matchmaking talent, but the two best scenes are going to be a hit with amateur fans.

Reviewed by: Robert Patrick
Rating:AAA 1/2

Reviewed In: May 2008

Forget what you know about Gay Amateur Spunk movies. This is a Joe Serna movie, shot on his sofa with all of his good humor. Both Rob Lowe look-alike Slayer and sleepy-eyed, be-banged Blaze claim to be straight, but Blaze has had "little explorations with guys." He fingers his asshole while jacking. Slayer finds touching another dick "interesting," and sucking one "kind of a turn-on." He giggles some, and thinks he might fuck or get fucked "next time out." This time out, he does dildo himself, imagining a girl fucking him with a strap-on, and lets Blaze dildo and kiss him - but he won't taste Blaze's cum, although he lets Blaze's second load be shot onto him. He does taste his own. Gay boy Denton, a young Kevin Spacey, is excited to be with straight Conner, a young Mandy Patinkin. Conner hops right in and strips Denton, jacks him, gets blown and blows Denton (actually he more holds dickhead in his mouth while jacking shaft). However, he's devoutly ready to get fucked, but it hurts, and after several tries, he opts out, and easily fucks Denton instead - and simultaneously blows him! Wry-eyed, officially straight Serna regular, Shane, is paired with Rollins who is sort of a cute young Hitler, with black-polished fingernails. Shane fucks him really easily. They both seem relaxed and utterly indifferent.